Plus: Champions League Matchday 1 arrives, a massive upset in Spain, and why Norway's biggest export drinks Ringnes

Plus: the good and bad of Wrexham's 26/27 promotion chances, the new most expensive midfielder in Premier League history, and a seminal moment in European soccer 71 years ago today

Plus: Messi's shock retirement, things go from bad to worse at Tottenham, and a Super Bock with Bruno

Plus: Who will play Real Madrid in the Champions League, a nine-year-old club blows everyone's minds, and what did Chelsea star Cole Palmer steal from a teammate?

Plus: A promoted side beats Manchester United, Mourinho’s Madrid return and the goal of the season already.

Plus: An Irishman in Sevilla, Wrexham’s big challenge and where to watch the EPL in the USA

Who just mentioned retirement this week, how long do they actually have left, and what's their greatest ever game?

Plus: Bezos buys into Liverpool, a 17-year-old breaks a 30-year record, and the false 9 explained

New managers, Arsenal's weird bonus shootout, and your offside cheat sheet

Plus: the three magic words that make a deal official, Salah's shock new club, and soccer's two biggest powers are at war

Plus: preseason chaos across three continents, an update on FIFA's power struggle, and why medicals can kill a deal

5 reason's players (literally) sweat their way through pre-season, Poch signs on for four more, and a legend of the game retires

Wondering why Premier League clubs have spent £1.3 billion this summer? Why five of the league's best clubs have new managers? How one British player just shattered the transfer record? What pre-season actually looks like behind the scenes? Joe's got you covered.

Plus: The first ever annual JOEYS, the bar crawl comes home and what is next for the USMNT

Plus: How the main battles in New Jersey were won, The players who picked up awards and I give my sincere apologies.

Plus: The academy that created both Messi and Yamal, the price of Metlife tickets and the first ever World Cup Final Half Time Show.

Plus: What Neymar is up to now, the beer region of France, Haaland lookalikes and the beer between England and Argentina.

Plus: Team USA bow out, England v the Vikings and the second youngest player ever at a World Cup

Plus: Team USA, more Cape Verde and why Fridays newsletter was all wrong.

Plus: Goodbye Germany, A Scottish pub gets a rebrand and the co-hosts continue the party.

Plus: Canadian dreamland, the player too fat for soccer (and how he turned it around), and the Ronaldo & Messi showdown is over

Plus: the USA lose (but still win?), Ronaldo grabs the spotlight and a fully-grown man is mistaken for a child

Plus: Another unknown player goes viral, Spain return and why do we have draws at the World Cup?

Plus: Oh Canada, Spain's rebound and how Scottish fans have improved diplomatic relations with the USA.

Plus: Brazil start strong, why soccer teams run up the score and what manager has already lost his job.