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If you've only recently got into soccer, this idea of a transfer market may seem bizarre to you. So why the chaos, and how does a player actually move from one club to another? Let's tap-in.

The clock is real. Not in a NFL draft kind of way but in a uniquely soccer kind of way. The Premier League summer transfer window closes at 11pm UK time on September 1. Each league is slightly different, for example the MLS shuts its window a day later on September 2. Miss that deadline and you're stuck with the squad you've got. No emergency signings, no last-minute cavalry. It's happy hour for player trading, and once last call hits, the taps run dry.

It usually starts with a phone call. A manager watches the World Cup, spots a player who fits, and reaches out to the selling club with one question: "What would it take?" Meanwhile, the player's agent is often working the other side, whispering to their client that a bigger club has come calling. With the World Cup just wrapped, every scout has a notebook full of names, and every club in Europe is asking the same thing: which of these players can we actually get?

The headline fee is never the real fee. Say Arsenal agrees to pay Newcastle $70m for Bruno Guimarães, that's just the opening fee. There's usually a base fee, then add-ons stacked on top: extra payments if he plays a certain number of games, or if Arsenal wins the league.

“How much of this does the player get???”

None of it. That’s all on top of his wages, which are negotiated separately. A player is well within his rights to walk away if the money doesn't work for him. Than there's the agent, who typically pockets 5–10% of the fee for putting the deal together. Some contracts even include a sell-on clause, so if Arsenal later flips Bruno to Real Madrid, Newcastle gets a cut of that too. By the time you add it all up, that "$70m transfer" is often closer to $90m or $100m once wages and fees are baked in over the life of the contract.

Even after the money's sorted, deals can still die in the paperwork. This is the boring stuff but it can make or break a deal. A player moving from South America needs a UK work permit, and the government may not always say yes. Clubs also can't register a player without a release document from his old team. The Premier League caps how many non-EU players a club can carry, so sometimes a sale has to happen before a signing can. And every deal hinges on a medical, fail that, and the whole thing collapses, no matter how much money was on the table. I’ll explain more on that below.

“This system is crazy compared to a draft, where I can learn more?”

On Friday, we’ll get into the real chaos in Part 2. The 11pm scrambles, the deals that fall apart in the final minutes, and why managers start pulling their hair out as the clock winds down.

Late Friday, the FIFA president scrapped the World Cup sell-off plan entirely, saying the "proposal will not proceed." The boycott threat worked. But the bigger story now is what it will cost him going forward.

Infantino was cruising toward a formality of a re-election for a fourth term in 2027. Now that's in serious doubt. This marks the first time in his decade running FIFA that he's been forced to retreat under coordinated pressure from multiple confederations at once, and UEFA has stated the "task of rebuilding trust in Fifa" has only just begun.

Removing him isn't simple though. A vote of no confidence needs 43 member associations to trigger, and his opponents would need a candidate who can win support well beyond Europe. Infantino's long-held African backing could still save him. As we publish, the English and Welsh associations have withdrawn their support for Infantino as the pressure continues to mount on the FIFA president. More are expected.

18 days until kickoff. The Premier League season begins August 21, a week later than usual to help clubs recover from the World Cup. The Community Shield (Arsenal vs. Man City, Cardiff) will take place August 16 as the unofficial curtain-raiser.

If you’re a USMNT fan who is looking for a European Club to follow for the upcoming season. I’ve two got options for you.

(1) Check out my quiz to help you find a team based on your personality over at whatteamtorootfor.com

(2) Support Middlesbrough: The Championship club has finalized deals for both Sebastian Berhalter (from Vancouver Whitecaps) and Max Arfsten (from Columbus Crew, worth up to $7.5 million), reuniting them with fellow American Aidan Morris, is already on their books. Berhalter deputized for an injured Christian Pulisic at the World Cup. Three USMNT players at one Championship side. It could be an exciting one to follow for the season.

"Last week’s Sound like a Regular was ‘a medical’. What actually happens if a player fails his medical after a transfer is agreed?"

Thanks to Connor in Texas for the question.

Short answer: the whole deal can die on the spot, no matter how much money was already agreed.

Once two clubs shake hands on a fee, the player still has to pass a full medical before anything's official. We're talking scans, bloodwork, fitness tests, sometimes a look at old injury history. Clubs aren't just checking if a player can walk, they're checking if he can handle years of top level soccer without breaking down.

If something shows up, a dodgy knee, a heart concern, anything that raises a red flag, the buying club can walk away completely. No fee gets paid. No contract gets signed. The transfer fee that was "agreed" was never actually binding, it was contingent on this exact moment.

It's the reason clubs never celebrate a transfer until the medical's done and the signature's dry. Anything before that is just paperwork with really good intentions.

Got a question yourself? Just reply to this email or drop me a line at [email protected].

Phrase: "Squad depth"

Origin: Crept into soccer punditry over the last couple decades as European competitions multiplied. When you're playing 50+ games a season across league, cup, and continental competition, one great starting XI isn't enough anymore.

Definition: How good a team's backup options are. Not just your 11 best players, but your next 11 after that.

Usage: "Arsenal's got great squad depth this year. Bruno coming in means they can rotate without losing quality."

August 3, 2017 — Neymar's move from Barcelona to PSG was officially confirmed,a $262 million deal that more than doubled the previous transfer record and still stands as the biggest transfer fee in soccer history, nine years later.

Some records are made to be broken. This one just refuses to budge.

Chicharito's next chapter.

Javier "Chicharito" Hernández, Mexico's all-time leading scorer, has signed with USL Championship expansion side Atlético Dallas, a new club that won't even kick a ball competitively until 2027.

He'll be their first-ever signing. A World Cup legend spending his twilight years as the face of a franchise that doesn't play its first game for another year. What an easy pay day. Sláinte to a soft landing.

Have a great week, folks!