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Welcome to The Tap-Inn. We serve simple, witty, twice weekly explainers to help you make sense of the world’s most popular sport. No spreadsheets, no PhD-level tactics, no nonsense.

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21 September 2026

21 September 2026 • 8 min read

All you need to know about the international break

Plus: why the Premier League is putting its feet up for three weeks, Arsenal's shock defeat, and the first game in international soccer history

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18 September 2026 • 9 min read

The Red Card Hall of Shame

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14 September 2026 • 9 min read

What happens when you get a red card?

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11 September 2026 • 8 min read

Manchester's loudest day of the season is here

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Featured term

“Honeymoon period”

/ˈhʌ.niˌmuːn ˈpɪr.i.əd/

phrase · soccer

Definition:
The early stretch after a new arrival where fans, media and even players give the benefit of the doubt, regardless of what the performances actually look like.
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Essential Explainers

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01Competitions

Why do soccer teams play in so many competitions?

Why clubs juggle their domestic league, knockout cups and European tournaments across the same season.

02Tactics

What do soccer formations like 4-4-2 and 4-3-3 mean?

How to read the numbers in common soccer formations and what they reveal about a team's intentions.

03Competitions

What is the Carabao Cup?

England's second domestic knockout competition, why it keeps changing names, and why clubs care more than they admit.