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You know that mad scramble right before a bar closes?

Everyone settling tabs, ordering one more round, some fella arguing with the bouncer about last orders? That's the final weeks of the transfer window, except the tab is £100 million instead of a bar bill.

On Monday we covered how deals actually get made. The phone calls, the fees, the paperwork nobody thinks about.

Today's about what happens when the clock actually runs out.

"Ok so once the money's agreed, that's it, right?"

Not quite. A handshake isn't a contract. Clubs still have to file something called a deal sheet, official notice to the league saying "we've made a deal, give us two more hours to finish the paperwork." Work permits. Medical results. Registration forms. All the boring stuff that decides whether a deal actually happens or dies in a filing cabinet.

Here's the catch. You can only file a deal sheet before the deadline. Miss it by an hour and the whole thing means nothing. September 1st, 5PM EST — if it's not filed by then, you're starting the season without your guy.

Missed the deadline because someone unplugged the fax machine? Tough luck, no deal (yes, this actually happened).

Then there's the medical. Doctors scan, prod, and test a player before a club will sign off on the wages. Find something they didn't know about, an old injury, a dodgy knee, and a deal worth tens of millions can die in an afternoon. Even with the contract basically done and photos already taken in the new shirt.

Clubs can't skip this step, no matter how much the fans are already measuring up his new jersey. Pay a striker for five years and he breaks down in month two? That's on you if you didn't catch it first.

"So money and medicals. What else can go wrong?"

Budget, for one. UEFA as well as individual leagues cap how much clubs can spend based on what they actually earn. Spend it all in July on one signing, and there's nothing left for August. That's why the clubs who splashed out early sometimes go quiet at exactly the moment things get interesting.

Then there's a hijack. A verbal agreement is just two people talking. Right up until the papers are filed, another club can swoop in with more money and take your target instead. You can announce a signing to the world. Doesn't matter. The league only cares about the timestamp on the paperwork, not the press release. See the Transfer Tap-In below for an example of this in La Liga.

Add it all up and you get why deadline day always looks unhinged from the outside. The World Cup didn't help this year either. It wrapped in mid-July, so clubs had four weeks to do what normally takes four months. Everyone's chasing the same handful of targets at the same time, and Vinicius Junior, Rodri and Bruno Guimaraes remain among the biggest names still waiting to see whose deal falls through first.

With all that work to get a deal over the line, it’s no wonder some transfers are celebrated with ceremonial office desk gavels and exclamations of, “SOLD! To the fat b****** in the blue blazer!"

Never change, Barry.

The biggest story of the summer continues to roll on and it has nothing to do with what's happening on the grass.

UEFA confirmed on Thursday it's maintaining its boycott threat against FIFA's competitions, including the World Cup, even after FIFA scrapped its plan to sell private stakes in the tournament.

FIFA apologized. UEFA said sorry isn't enough, and that European soccer has lost confidence in president Gianni Infantino altogether.

Translation: this stopped being about the investment plan days ago. It's a power struggle over who actually runs the sport, and Europe just reminded everyone exactly how many cards it's holding.

With the Under-20 Women's World Cup kicking off next month, FIFA doesn't have long to find a way out of this one.

Here's the beauty of this summer for USA soccer fans — the Premier League brought the show right back to America.

Liverpool kicked off their preseason tour at Nashville's Geodis Park on July 25, where they defeated Sunderland 4-2. They then headed to New York, where they beat Wrexham 1-0 at Yankee Stadium on July 29 before running into trouble in Chicago: Leeds United knocked off the Reds 4-2 at Soldier Field on August 2.

Leeds themselves tasted defeat against Wrexham 3-2 in Tampa before bouncing back to best Sunderland 1-0 in New Jersey, emerging as the real winners of this informal East Coast shuffle. Sunderland meanwhile edged Wrexham 1-0 in Philadelphia on August 2, keeping their tour respectable.

Full 2026 Premier League pre-season fixtures and results here.

Just six days after the World Cup final ended, Premier League teams (and Wrexham) were playing friendlies on the east coast. Soccer never stops. Whether that's a fitting victory lap for a fantastic summer of soccer or just smart scheduling squeezing the last of American soccer's attention before the real season starts? That's your call.

Less than two weeks to go until the biggest league in the world returns. Let’s check in on how some of the big guns have been preparing:

Arsenal lost 3-1 to Real Betis in Dublin on Wednesday in a pretty embarrassing display in front of 52,000. Chelsea lost 1-0 to Juventus in Hong Kong that same day. Neither result means much this early, but both clubs will want big improvements before August 21st.

Manchester City had no such trouble, beating a Seoul-based K-League All-Star side 3-1 on Wednesday. Brentford put four past Wycombe on Wednesday, and Ipswich Town, back in the top flight after promotion, edged out Le Havre 1-0.

Competitive action returns with The FA Community Shield on Sunday, August 16th at Principality Stadium in Cardiff, with Arsenal defending their Premier League crown against FA Cup holders Manchester City.

Wembley usually hosts this one, but The Weeknd booked out the stadium for a concert the same weekend. Soccer loses to pop music. Story of our lives.

Read more:

Tis’ the season for transfer rumour, gossip, fact and fiction. Here are three moves you should know about:

"Regarding the USL and Chicharito… is there any hope for a relegation setup with MLS and USL?"

Thanks to Travis in Cali for sending this one our way.

Think of MLS (Major League Soccer) like a private members' bar. You don't just walk in and order a pint. You buy a seat for millions of dollars and even if your team can't buy a goal all season, nobody's ever kicking you out onto the street.

No owner — like David Beckham for example — who just paid eight or nine figures for a permanent seat at the bar in setting up a new franchise wants to gamble that seat away. Relegation means your investment can lose enormous value overnight.

Promotion and relegation is exciting for supporters. It's a nightmare for anyone who bought in expecting a guaranteed forever-seat.

The USL (United Soccer League) tiered system is the opposite. USL is the local pub circuit where you can climb up and down the ladder through promotion and relegation — and the new top division they’re launching in 2028 (the USL Premier) is the big room in town everyone's trying to get booked into.

So to answer your question Travis, with the USL now gunning for a top tier of their own to directly compete with the MLS, it appears more unlikely than ever that the MLS and the USL will be trading teams through promotion/relegation.

Read more: promotion and relegation explained

Got a question yourself? Just reply to this email or drop me a line at [email protected].

Phrase: Personal terms

Definition: The wages and contract length a player agrees directly with a new club, separate from the transfer fee the two clubs settle between themselves.

Usage: "Arsenal and Newcastle agreed a fee for Bruno ages ago. It's the personal terms that are taking forever."

August 7, 2008. The Beijing Olympics soccer tournament kicked off a day before the opening ceremony, with a 21-year-old Lionel Messi in the Argentina squad.

They'd beat Nigeria 1-0 in the final weeks later, part of a run of 12 straight Olympic match wins across the 2004 and 2008 tournaments. Messi had an Olympic gold medal before he'd won a single Ballon d'Or.

Not every transfer story needs to be about the actual transfer.

Fabrizio Romano has spent the last decade breaking news on his social media channels. This week was no different, telling fans to watch centre-backs, updating on Bruno Guimarães, and confirming deals with his signature "here we go" line.

At this point, the Italian journalist has basically become the transfer window's official broadcast system. No club announcement means anything until Romano posts. Fans don't celebrate signings anymore. They celebrate Romano posting "here we go."

The transfer market doesn't move without Fabrizio. HERE WE GO.

Have a great weekend, folks!