“Home and hosed”
/hoʊm ənd hoʊzd/
phrase · soccer
Definition
A result or outcome so inevitable it's effectively already decided. Used when a team, player, or situation is beyond doubt. Wrapped up, done, no drama required.
Origin
Horse racing. When a horse wins so comfortably, the jockey has time to wash it down before the rest of the field even crosses the finish line.
Used in a sentence
"Barcelona are home and hosed at 11 points clear." "Yeah, there's no way Real Madrid will catch them, the title is going to Barca again."
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